Food, glorious (banned) food

So the nasal feeding tube has pretty much been my only source of nutrition (after a week the dietician let me also have plain jacket potatoes as well... WOOHOO), but this means I've become obsessed with food in 2 very different ways:

1. Seriously studying and learning the strict LOFFLEX diet that I will be put on once I leave hospital (links to the diet and recipes are included on the right) to ensure that my recovery is as complete and effective as possible.
2. Voyeuristically watching every cookery show on TV possible and fantasizing about all of the delicious things I cant have. Masterchef, Great British Bake Off, daytime TV fix Chopping Block, I will watch literally anything with food in.